I should've known this was going to happen again. I must admit I was a bad actor all year long.
I think it was all the days I spent watching Divorce Court and Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Or it could be... now that I think about it... it was probably all the weed smoking and eating that was duly noted by Mrs. Claus. I even encouraged my family, friends and foes to smoke weed too.
This is the sixth year in a row Mrs. Claus has returned my Christmas list. I don't know... hopefully next year Mr. Claus will admit he smokes weed too and understand my plight enough to climb through my window and trade me a joint from the North Pole for one of my world famous Rhubarb Weed Muffins left for him under my houseplant (with lights of course).
-M.C. MoHagani Magnetek
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